The larger the sex toy, the larger ball game for a supposed thief — or a minimum of that appears to be what this individual was believing, trying the ol’ 5-finger discount rate on a 30-inch high dildo!
Surveillance video footage at well known adult store Circus of Books in West Hollywood reveals the no-so-smooth shopper take the huge sex toy off a screen table, tuck it under their arm and stroll right out the front door.
We gotta picture this bad young boy is just for program, and not a lot practical since it’s more than 2′ high and retails for nearly $700.
In the video — acquired by WEHO Times — you see the cashier spring into action as quickly as they discover the phallus break-in decreasing.
The cashier goes out from behind the counter and pursues the individual. The video then cuts to the cashier bring the 30″ dildo back into the store, returning it to the screen table … opposite yet another large toy. Caper foiled!!!
TMZ.com
We’ve seen comparable events prior to … throughout the pandemic, police officers got included after a male was seen on video swiping a 3-foot dildo from a sex store in Las Vegas.
The ol’ stating is “go big or go home” — however, plainly, some folks choose to go huge AND go house … which is great, as long as you pay!
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